Cibmilrut is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omnipotent jaguar.

Cibmilrut created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibmilrut, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cibmilrut, she will not care at all.

Cibmilrut's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Cibmilrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Never feed lots of cherries to moths while wearing brown dresses.