Yakdinfed is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, contented butterfly.

Yakdinfed created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakdinfed, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yakdinfed, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yakdinfed's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Yakdinfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near turtles while wearing black shorts and balancing seven carbon spheres on your arms.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

5. Do not commit murder.