Jipwatbellrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, idiotic salamander.

Jipwatbellrutt created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jipwatbellrutt, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jipwatbellrutt, it will strike you with lightening.

Jipwatbellrutt's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Jipwatbellrutt's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Jipwatbellrutt nine times a day.

2. You must never eat parsnips.

3. Never fashion tools from wood.

4. Remain kneeling during prayer.

5. Do not listen to music.