Bimbindun is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, clever raven.

Bimbindun created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimbindun, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bimbindun, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bimbindun's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bimbindun's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare onions during spring.

2. Always look after injured gulls.

3. Never feed coconuts to ducks while wearing purple shorts.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never look at galaxies.