Bugrawsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, temperamental tapir.

Bugrawsaw created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugrawsaw, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bugrawsaw, he will turn you into a snail.

Bugrawsaw's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bugrawsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats in need.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Ducks are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near tapirs while wearing fawn corsets and balancing six titanium spheres on your hands.

5. Retreat if seven aardvarks approach from the south.