Yikbinflat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, boastful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Yikbinflat created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikbinflat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yikbinflat, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yikbinflat's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Yikbinflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Feed all hungry snails.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.