Lad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome hare.

Lad created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lad, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Lad's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Lad's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near goats.

2. Do not consume nuts at dawn.

3. Do not gather at walls at midnight.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

5. Never laugh in winter.