Gamtitbapcip is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident fox.

Gamtitbapcip created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamtitbapcip, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gamtitbapcip, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gamtitbapcip's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gamtitbapcip's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gamtitbapcip nine times a day.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

4. Never cross mountains at midday.

5. Never talk about capybaras.