Stafdossfom is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, stupid dragon.

Stafdossfom created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafdossfom, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stafdossfom, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Stafdossfom's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Stafdossfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with black.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help sick birds.

4. Never cross forests at midnight.

5. Never stain your arms with blue.