Sigwaprull is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sage lizard.

Sigwaprull created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sigwaprull, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sigwaprull, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Sigwaprull's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Sigwaprull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Never remain standing at dawn.

3. Heed all dreams.

4. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

5. Never pray while filled with envy.