Faglistlat is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, astonishing zebra.

Faglistlat created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Faglistlat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Faglistlat, it will turn you into a frog.

Faglistlat's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Faglistlat's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Always obey Faglistlat's priests.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Erect five zinc sculptures of Faglistlat on top of important buildings.