Bastwadcit is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, all-knowing spider.

Bastwadcit created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastwadcit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bastwadcit, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bastwadcit's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bastwadcit's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to sloth.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never wear green tights on sacred days.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

5. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.