Rakzanmap is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unjust dryad.

Rakzanmap created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakzanmap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rakzanmap, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rakzanmap's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Rakzanmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not study enzymes on holy days.

3. Never touch water while blessed.

4. Never mention eagles.

5. Never cross rivers at dawn.