Stragbunmanrulfig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, witty gerbil.

Stragbunmanrulfig created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragbunmanrulfig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stragbunmanrulfig, she will cry a lot.

Stragbunmanrulfig's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Stragbunmanrulfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

2. Do not study horizontal gene transfer on holy days.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Hide from gray foxes for they are unholy.

5. Never point your head toward the south during prayer.