Hogpan is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, omniscient dragonfly.

Hogpan created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Hogpan, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hogpan, she will ignore you.

Hogpan's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Hogpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Do not gather at bridges at midday.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

5. Do not speak sacred words in summer.