Natfebcat Pangepbun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unsympathetic pigeon.

Natfebcat Pangepbun created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natfebcat Pangepbun, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Natfebcat Pangepbun, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Natfebcat Pangepbun's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Natfebcat Pangepbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Put Natfebcat Pangepbun first in all things.

3. Never allow monkeys to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never wear blue jumpers on sacred days.