Stigxuckfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a small, contented fly.

Stigxuckfarn created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigxuckfarn, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stigxuckfarn, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Stigxuckfarn's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Stigxuckfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always look after injured shrews.

5. Do not drink alcohol.