Lenmegnur Cattafhom is a god.

He takes the form of a large, staggering cat.

Lenmegnur Cattafhom created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenmegnur Cattafhom, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lenmegnur Cattafhom, he will boil you in a big pot.

Lenmegnur Cattafhom's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Lenmegnur Cattafhom's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lenmegnur Cattafhom.

2. Lenmegnur Cattafhom loves manatees, so they must be respected.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Never think about dark matter near tortoises while wearing brown dresses and balancing three zinc spheres on your face.

5. Never record secrets.