Kamhubxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, blissful alligator.

Kamhubxuc created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamhubxuc, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kamhubxuc, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Kamhubxuc's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Kamhubxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare cucumbers while filled with fear.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.