Bugbabjab Mitnanduss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, idiotic hydra.

Bugbabjab Mitnanduss created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugbabjab Mitnanduss, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bugbabjab Mitnanduss, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bugbabjab Mitnanduss' most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Bugbabjab Mitnanduss' Holy Commandments

1. Bugbabjab Mitnanduss loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

2. Always look after injured shrews.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.