Dusstarggess is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, awe-inspiring shark.

Dusstarggess created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dusstarggess, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dusstarggess, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dusstarggess' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dusstarggess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

3. Always look after injured moths.

4. Do not resist order.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.