Vagbunten is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, staggering jellyfish.

Vagbunten created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vagbunten, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vagbunten, it will jump up and down on your head.

Vagbunten's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Vagbunten's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ducks.

2. Always look after injured aardvarks.

3. Always obey Vagbunten's priests.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Never look at planets.