Fudwanapp is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, loving bird.

Fudwanapp created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudwanapp, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fudwanapp, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fudwanapp's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Fudwanapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear kilts marked with purple.

2. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Never handle platinum while unclean.