Febxinflis is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, calm butterfly.

Febxinflis created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Febxinflis, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Febxinflis, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Febxinflis' most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Febxinflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help sick frogs.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never chant in the presence of elders.

5. Never play with disobedient children.