Largmitpod is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, astonishing hippopotamus.

Largmitpod created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largmitpod, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Largmitpod, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Largmitpod's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Largmitpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Never adorn your back with cyan markings.

3. Never touch ash while tainted.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.