Timhitrip is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, bad-tempered parrot.

Timhitrip created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timhitrip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Timhitrip, she will not invite you to parties.

Timhitrip's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Timhitrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

2. Never sing in spring.

3. Never run near mites.

4. Erect five tin sculptures of Timhitrip on top of important buildings.

5. Never touch oil while tainted.