Bogbastfas is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable goblin.

Bogbastfas created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bogbastfas, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bogbastfas, he will strike you with lightening.

Bogbastfas' most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bogbastfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always remove jumpers before touching silicon.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always treat rats with great respect.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near whales while wearing gray hats and balancing six tin spheres on your feet.

5. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.