Tapdagcen is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying wren.

Tapdagcen created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tapdagcen, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tapdagcen, he will think nothing of it.

Tapdagcen's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tapdagcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist order.

2. Do not keep six seals in a large pit.

3. Never speak at midnight.

4. Run away from magenta geese, for they are unholy.

5. Do not kill cats.