Carsakhab is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, slow
bird.
Carsakhab created light three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Carsakhab, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Carsakhab, it will turn you into a dog.
Carsakhab's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Carsakhab's Holy Commandments1. Always store carrots above ground.
2. Do not sprint in public.
3. Do not place tomatoes upon stone.
4. Always help sick ants.
5. Do not consume cherries at dawn.