Carsakhab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, slow bird.

Carsakhab created light three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carsakhab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Carsakhab, it will turn you into a dog.

Carsakhab's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Carsakhab's Holy Commandments

1. Always store carrots above ground.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Do not place tomatoes upon stone.

4. Always help sick ants.

5. Do not consume cherries at dawn.