Hivbusrawtitmatxinflowdan is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, uncaring cat.

Hivbusrawtitmatxinflowdan created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivbusrawtitmatxinflowdan, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hivbusrawtitmatxinflowdan, he will send minions to preach to you.

Hivbusrawtitmatxinflowdan's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Hivbusrawtitmatxinflowdan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine gulls approach from the south.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Hivbusrawtitmatxinflowdan.

3. Always count to four before sleeping.

4. Worship no other gods but Hivbusrawtitmatxinflowdan.

5. Always remove shorts before entering holy places.