Nanfossbat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, boastful goblin.

Nanfossbat created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Nanfossbat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nanfossbat, she will turn you into a duck.

Nanfossbat's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Nanfossbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your back with pink markings.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never bounce in spring.