Fubmegbug is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, idiotic goose.

Fubmegbug created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubmegbug, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fubmegbug, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Fubmegbug's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Fubmegbug's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Fubmegbug on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat cucumbers.