Zigfudvog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, cheerful ant.

Zigfudvog created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigfudvog, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zigfudvog, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Zigfudvog's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Zigfudvog's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Do not hurt grasshopers.