Afsas is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying eagle.

Afsas created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afsas, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Afsas, she will be very sad.

Afsas' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Afsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not kill porpoises.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Afsas.

4. Hide from magenta dogs for they are unholy.

5. Do not prepare corn while wearing jumpers.