Babflybep is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, impressive naga.

Babflybep created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Babflybep, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Babflybep, it will turn you into a puffin.

Babflybep's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Babflybep's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine tin sculptures of Babflybep on top of important buildings.

2. Never prepare aubergines during spring.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Babflybep.

5. Never talk about gravity near grasshopers while wearing red kilts.