Vagnuttnib is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, omnipotent centaur.

Vagnuttnib created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagnuttnib, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vagnuttnib, it will be very sad.

Vagnuttnib's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Vagnuttnib's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Never mix strawberries with blood.

3. Never fashion tools from stone.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Vagnuttnib in the centre of the settlement.