Tamwodnur is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, capable weasel.

Tamwodnur created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamwodnur, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tamwodnur, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tamwodnur's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Tamwodnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Do not study cell theory on holy days.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not hurt porpoises.

5. Do not make images of living things.