Cedshavgar is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful naga.

Cedshavgar created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedshavgar, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cedshavgar, he will refuse to believe in you.

Cedshavgar's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cedshavgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

2. Pray only in shadows.

3. Never adorn your legs with turquoise markings.

4. Do not eat oranges.

5. Never mark doors with black.