Panfemmob is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, conceited beaver.

Panfemmob created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Panfemmob, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Panfemmob, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Panfemmob's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Panfemmob's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

2. Always store peas above ground.

3. Always help sick monkeys.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.