Jindoddamcaddibbit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless hamster.

Jindoddamcaddibbit created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Jindoddamcaddibbit, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jindoddamcaddibbit, he will be mildly annoyed.

Jindoddamcaddibbit's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Jindoddamcaddibbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

2. Retreat if five turtles approach from the north.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not record names concerning asteroids.

5. Always obey Jindoddamcaddibbit's priests.