Carominveen is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, ruthless owl.

Carominveen created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Carominveen, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Carominveen, she will think nothing of it.

Carominveen's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Carominveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat pigs with great respect.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never wear scarves.