Fasgedster is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, vain centipede.

Fasgedster created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Fasgedster, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fasgedster, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Fasgedster's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Fasgedster's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always act with patience when addressing elders.

3. Always share cherries with strangers, but never with sharks.

4. Always count to four before sleeping.

5. Never paint your back gray.