Motrulling is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, weak hummingbird.

Motrulling created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motrulling, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Motrulling, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Motrulling's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Motrulling's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Motrulling.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Motrulling on top of all buildings.

3. Never feed lots of tomatoes to voles while wearing brown trousers.

4. Run away if four aardvarks approach from the north.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.