Fatciprul is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonest fish.

Fatciprul created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatciprul, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fatciprul, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Fatciprul's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Fatciprul's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sharks.

2. Do not record names concerning stars.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.