Nigdonfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, passionate snake.

Nigdonfeb created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigdonfeb, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nigdonfeb, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nigdonfeb's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Nigdonfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow otters to witness sacred rites.

2. Never mix coconuts with ash.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

5. Never wear dresses.