Xemciss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, charitable owl.

Xemciss created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xemciss, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xemciss, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Xemciss' most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Xemciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never record numbers.

2. Geese are not to be trusted.

3. Do not take Xemciss' name in vain.

4. Never mark doors with cyan.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.