Podguddobnurl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful badger.

Podguddobnurl created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Podguddobnurl, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Podguddobnurl, he will turn you into a sheep.

Podguddobnurl's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Podguddobnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not name children after foxes.

4. Always share peas with strangers, but never with birds.

5. Do not fashion tools from silicon.