Gidsisapp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, sapient dog.

Gidsisapp created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidsisapp, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gidsisapp, it will have a low opinion of you.

Gidsisapp's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gidsisapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to geese while wearing orange skirts.

2. Do not gather at wells at dusk.

3. Never allow dolphins to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not hurt snails.

5. Respect your elders.