Yaklimfig is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, quiet goat.

Yaklimfig created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yaklimfig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yaklimfig, he will send minions to preach to you.

Yaklimfig's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Yaklimfig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise frogs, for they are unholy.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Yaklimfig on top of all buildings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.