Labnellwot is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective hydra.

Labnellwot created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labnellwot, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Labnellwot, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Labnellwot's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Labnellwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist order.

2. Never laugh near gulls.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near voles while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing seven titanium spheres on your neck.

5. Put Labnellwot first in all things.